why am i only motivated to sort my life out at 4am?
hey sorry im late i didnt want to come
I feel so proud when friends tell me their parents like me. Like damn right they do, I am a delight.
"if you’re straight then why did you say she was hot"
yo i’m straight not blind
One time a nun at my school saw a hot guy and said “woah God did a nice job on that one” and we all looked at her like ??? and she goes “I’m allowed to look at the menu I just can’t order”
Bless this post.
once our chemistry class got a sub so angry she left in the middle of the lesson to go to church and pray
there is no reason for “sean” to be pronounced “shawn”
HOLY FUCK THE NOTES.
HOLY SHIT LOOK AT THE NOTES
reblog EVERY TIME THIS IS ON YOUR DASH .
If you follow me and you don’t reblog this, we’re gonna have a little issue.
I will 500% judge you if you don’t Reblog